Contact God

Getting ahold of God just got easier.  Not only is he everywhere, he now has his own 800# and email address.

Address: EVERYWHERE

Phone: 1-866-218-8194

Email: god24734@gmail.com

Now you might be asking, how come his email is GOD24734 and not just GOD.  Well, in his search for his email address he found that someone already had it, and Gmail's requirements also say it must be 5 characters or more!  I guess even God can't pull strings at Google.